A German man, who seems to be going through a divorce, is moving on from his ex-wife in the most direct way possible. He’s decided to divide their possessions in half, quite literally. He’s selling his half on eBay .

Them Germans and their perfect measurements, eh? This is how he did it.

After watching the video, part of me really wanted this whole thing to be a brilliant ad for power cutting tools, but I’m guessing it actually happened. All we know is, somewhere in Germany, there’s a woman named Laura who has half a car.

Wonder how they’ll share custody of the kids, if any.