Remember how we just talked about Shia LaBeouf’s recent green screen motivation video and how it’s fodder for troll editors online? Well, guess what? Once the obligatory cat video was out of the way, someone came up with another version of LaBeouf’s pep-talk, and this time, the actor/human-ecstasy machine found himself on a stranger’s balcony.

This is why the Internet is awesome.

You deserve your own morning TV show, Shia.