A chantey (or shanty or chanty) is a type of work song that was once commonly sung to accompany labor on board large merchant sailing vessels. Assassin’s Creed Black Flag had tonnes of those . Comedy duo Key & Peele came up with their own shanty and it has a feminist twist to it.

I once met a lass so fine/She was drunk on barley wine/I’d been at sea for months a three/I knew I could make her mine.

And the lass was past consent/So it was off with her we went/And we threw her in bed/And we rested her head/’cause that’s what gentlemen do!Chorus:

A woman has a right to a drink or two/without worrying about what you will do/We’d say ‘YO HO,’ but we don’t say ‘ho’/’cause ‘ho’ is disrespectful, yo!

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