Ellen Degeneres might be the coolest person in the world (not really – we all know it’s Snoop Dogg), but in the history books, she’ll always be remembered as the woman who took a selfie during an award show, which then sparked people all over the world into believing that selfies are cool.

They aren’t.

But if you’re really into the whole I-have-a-camera-but-I’ll-mostly-use-it-to-click-pictures-of-myself thingy, then let this short film be a lesson to you.