Valentine's Day is here, people. *ugh* Or as I like to call it, the day when one must feel particularly shi**y for being single. And the poor saps that aren't, feel justified in paying 500 per cent more for a piece of vegetation (more commonly known as flowers) and sugar-loaded calories (chocolates) 'cause custom (and I'm using the term very loosely here) dictates that one buys expensive stuff to prove an emotion to someone. *deep breath* Not many other holidays seem as outrageously pointless, do they?

Well, single or not, for the ones out there that actually see the circus of idiocy that is everything Valentine, I have made a collection of cards that reflect our true emotions toward everyone from idiots sending "vL u B mY VaLenTyn pLZ, dEaR" messages on Facebook, to the f**k-all corporations pushing their cloying agenda of love in our faces. Read on, to join me in my hatred, comrades!

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*satisfied sigh* Such a heart-warming range of ways to express hatred for the sickening holiday. Let us know if you've got more.

Because roses are red, violets are blue,
Valentine's Day sucks BUTT.

Ah, poetry. Just a little something from me for support, if you're planning to even step into a mall on the dreaded day. *shudder*