It’s good to be adventurous. It’s good to be welcoming to change. But not when it’s food. Especially when the result is a disaster.
While fusion food is a thing, what we generally end up making is nothing close to edible. It’s not even good-looking.
1. Broccoli Samosa
Remember when Broccoli samosa was prepared for Donald Trump on his presidential visit to India?
Jab tak rahega samose mein aloo…
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2. Dosa Masala Burger
Wow, what next? Idli and chutney in between the bun.
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3. Nutella Chicken
Only the thought of nutella with chicken is enough to make you recoil.
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4. Gulab Jamun Pizza
I am feeling so bad for pizza. What was its fault?
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5. Oreo Bhajiyas
My eyes are paining.
Someone I know made OREO BHAJIYA and posted a picture on instagram 🤐🤐🤐 pic.twitter.com/eNCjP4crYm
— BhayanakPuppy (@BhayanakPuppy) June 3, 2020
6. Nutella Biryani
I love Nutella. I love Biryani. But this is not acceptable.
Nutella biryani… pic.twitter.com/w8jEGYH6pS
— 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕔𝕪𝕟𝕚𝕔🏴☠️ (@dark_cynic_) May 27, 2020
7. Ferrero Rocher Manchurian
How on earth is this even possible?
Here to annoy you with a photo of the nicest thing I’ve found online.
— Joanna #SaveMollem (@thatdoggonelady) December 3, 2020
Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/3FMESZVtfN
8. Maggi Pani Puri
Great. Someone just ruined both.
Maggi Pani Puri pic.twitter.com/XGV9CcGD0U
— Bunny (@Bunny_I_) June 3, 2020
9. Chocolate-coated Fried Chicken
Oh how I wish it was a cake.
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Wait, there’s a video recipe? Now I feel nauseated.
White ppl come outside right now we need to throw hands for this. pic.twitter.com/NMOmGTyqH0
— Heartbreak Kid🎒🎈 (@RTthehoodstar) September 3, 2020
10. Pasta Dosa
Contempt of dosa?
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Tamil Friend jab iss type ka dosa Dekhta bahut Gaaliya deta hai 😹😹 pic.twitter.com/CVNPEHutTz
— RDX Maharaj (@India_Maharaj) August 22, 2020
11. Ice Cream Vada Pav
This is a man-made calamity.
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12. Masala Chai Ice Cream
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And now I can never have chai and parantha for breakfast again.
Chai paratha reimagined, spiced doodh patti ice cream with sugar laced parhatta. pic.twitter.com/CzPORPMb0U
— Owais Siddiqui (@OwaisO) October 8, 2020
13. Noodle Samosa
Is it samosa? Is it spring roll?
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14. Dal Makhani Pasta
It’s a sin to even imagine this. And I do not want to go to hell for this reason.
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15. Italian Pasta Biryani
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16. Dhokla Pizza
Matlab fusion ke naam pe kuch bhi?
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17. Beer Maggi
I hope it tastes as gross as it looks.
18. Croissant Vada Pav
Is it a Croissant? Is it a Pav? Is it a Croissant Vada Pav?
I have died reading Croissant Vada Pav pic.twitter.com/U1EiiB2Pv4
— Sudatta (@iSudatta) February 24, 2021
19. Gulab Jamun Pancakes
Let’s face it. This is our Malpua.
Gulab Jaman Pancakes 🥞 pic.twitter.com/GBuFoVYL1r
— manwinder (@manwinder98) August 25, 2020
20. Maggi Kulcha
And I always thought Chhole and Kulche has a forever bond.
Can it get any weirder?