There are a few things that pretty much every person on earth wants to be, but at the top of the list, there's - rich, talented, and amazing at roasting their friends/mortal enemies. Unfortunately, some people just suck at taking the piss out of their fellow man, but fear not! There's hope yet, in the form of this list of blisteringly devastating barbs and burns we found on the internet and put together that's guaranteed to send their recipients into a spiral of lethal despair and incurable self-loathing.

Enjoy!

Absolutely savage!

Designs by Utkarsh Tyagi.