When it comes to you and your closest friends, there’s a certain code of conduct you adhere to. When your best buddy calls you up, you don’t say hi, friend! you say, haan, bh*nchod! You don’t ask them where they are like a normal person, you say kahaan mara raha hai, gandu? The best friendships are built on a foundation of constant, unrelenting and ruthless denigration. It might not be healthy, but it’s fun.
So in keeping with the true, and delightfully fucked up world of friendship, here’s a few insults from the sordid depths of the internet to use on your buds.
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But why wait till you see them to insult them? Let them get it at your doorstep itself with this doormat.