If you were born in a typical Indian household, Tuesdays held a special place in your heart—or your mother’s heart, to be more precise. One day in the entire week, you are not allowed even to have non-vegetarian jokes.
Well, as it happens, we do have such thoughts, and what better day to share them with you and corrupt your socio-religious morals than a Tuesday?
1. A little boy goes to school but brings in a cat with him. The teacher asks him “Why did you bring your cat to school?” The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling Mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”
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2. A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. The cashier asks, “Do you want a bag?” The guy says, “No. She’s not that ugly.”
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3. Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and come out soft and wet? A: Bubble Gum.
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4. Q: What’s long hard and full of seamen? A: A submarine.
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5. Q: What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A: A liar.
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6. Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? A: The man.
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7. Q: What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A: Condoms have evolved: They are not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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8. I went to a Halloween Party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered. The chicken.
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9. I texted my boss, “What’s the difference between your daughter and this morning?” He replied, “I don’t know, what?” I said, “I’m not coming in this morning.”
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10. What do you call a dinosaur who just had sex? A Mega-sore-ass.
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11. A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
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12. My boss walked straight up to my desk as I was watching porn today and said, “Do you think I pay people to do that?” “Probably,” I replied, “You’re not exactly the best-looking bloke in the world.”
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13. A boy told his mom, “I couldn’t sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on Daddy?” His mom said, “Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him.” The boy replied, “Oh then you’re wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day.”
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If your dharam has been bhrasht after reading this, we do not give two shits!
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